No Pain: Trappey’s Red Devil Cayenne Pepper Sauce

If I get something called “Trappey’s Red Devil Cayenne Pepper Sauce”, I’m expecting it to hurt some.  We all know that the devil runs a place with a nasty reputation for a high heat index, so you think the Red Devil sauce is going to be hot, too.  But the devil is bad, and the devil is crafty.  Sauce named for him is going to trick you.  Not even a hint of flame on my tongue.  I literally poured this stuff so thick over a bowl of pasta that it was like spaghetti sauce, and I couldn’t distinguish any sensation of spicy heat at all.  Dropped a bunch of jalapenos into the bowl to give it the kick I was looking for.